is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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