Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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