yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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