Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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