Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize