i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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