that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he thought i was a dude.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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