And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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