get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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