pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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