You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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