he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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