I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We left an ass print on the piano.
Found your dick twin last night
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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