quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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