you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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