there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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