the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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