i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
