OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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