Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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