im drinking this country out of the recession.
He passed out mid-signature
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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