I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Randomize
