the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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