It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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