Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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