as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Operation Purity has been aborted
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
40s are totally the cure
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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