Whod you bang
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
