you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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