You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
These tits shall not be calmed
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I need mimosas to revive my soul
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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