Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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