As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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