In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
