I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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