im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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