She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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