LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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