There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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