I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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