Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I smell like Dick and happiness
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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