i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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