Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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