Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm eating all of the evidence.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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