11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The air taste purple.
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