That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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