Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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