Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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