U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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