I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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