just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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