Will you blow on my dice?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Houston, we have a squirter
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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