I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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