office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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