is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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