you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
i out mim tonsoeep
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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