Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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