And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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