found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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